Goblin Mode Guide to Life: Embrace Your Feral Side and Thrive in Imperfection
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Goblin Mode Guide to Life: Embrace Your Feral Side and Thrive in Imperfection
Darkside Records
611 Dutchess Turnpike
Poughkeepsie NY 12603
United States
Darkside Records On-Site Warehouse
611 Dutchess Turnpike
Poughkeepsie NY 12603
United States
In order to ship your records to you in the safest way possible, and to avoid seam splits, we recommend removing the record from the jacket when shipping. That said, we will never open sealed records and do this without your permission. If you would like your records shipped to you this way, please add the option featured below to your cart.
We will place your jacket and record inside a FREE protective poly.
Messy house, laid-back standards, self-acceptance: congratulations, you’re in goblin mode! The 2022 Oxford Dictionary word of the year is more than a trend. It’s a way of life. By letting go and chilling out, you’re on your way to contentment. In Goblin Mode Guide to Life, you’ll explore your existing beliefs about how you should live, work, and see yourself through writing prompts and quizzes. As you work your way through, you’ll find that you’re starting to catch on: being in goblin mode is all good. Quit the busy work and the performative behavior and get real. In the book you’ll find:
- Over 100 thought-provoking prompts
- Fun quizzes
- Inspirational quotes
- Helpful tips
- What parts of your life leave you stressed and exhausted?
- What will happen if you don’t do the things you think you’re supposed to do?
- When you’re in perfectionist mode, what image do you try to project to a potential date or partner?
Shipping Recommendations
In order to ship your records to you in the safest way possible, and to avoid seam splits, we recommend removing the record from the jacket when shipping. That said, we will never open sealed records and do this without your permission. If you would like your records shipped to you this way, please add this option to your cart at checkout.
Unfortunately we can not offer refunds or replacements based for items that have been seam split in the shipping process. The best way to defend against this happening is to allow us to open your record ahead of time and place it inside of a free protective poly sleeve.
Want to see how we ship? Look for a video below!
Shipping Policy
Free Shipping offer applies to US orders only. We will choose the most economical way to ship your items. If you have preorders in your cart, and opt for free shipping, all items will ship with the last remaining preorder in the order. Turntables/Speakers/Consoles are not eligible for free shipping.
All domestic Vinyl orders ship via USPS Ground (with the exception of PO Boxes, APO/FPO where we must choose USPS) for a flat rate of $7.99 + $1 for each additional item. We take great care in our packaging to ensure orders arrive to you quickly and safely. Most orders are shipped within 24 hours of your order being placed (with some exceptions, e.g. post RSD when we have a massive influx of orders) and are packaged in Whiplash LP mailers that are specifically designed to protect your records. We use 100% recyclable packing materials, from paper tape to HexcelPack, to do our small part to cut out single-use plastics.
***Please note that we are not responsible for stolen packages and are not able to refund you for your purchase if your package was stolen after delivery. While we can help you file a claim, if UPS or Fedex deliver your package and take a proof of delivery photo, it is unlikely they will reimburse the missing package.
International Orders: Please note that taxes, fees and duties are worked into your shipping fees at checkout. We know and agree that international shipping rates are incredibly expensive. Unfortunately at this time we do not feel that USPS is a reliable option for us to ship international orders so our prices exclusively reflect those of UPS or Fedex. Please reach out to us with any questions.
> Due to the current limited nature of music titles, ALL CD & Vinyl purchases are limited to one copy per customer, per item. If you place multiple orders for the same title, your subsequent orders will be cancelled.
Open My Records To Avoid Seam Splitting During Shipping
In order to ship your records to you in the safest way possible, and to avoid seam splits, we recommend removing the record from the jacket when shipping. That said, we will never open sealed records and do this without your permission. If you would like your records shipped to you this way, please add this product to your cart.
We will place your jacket and record inside a FREE protective poly.
How We Ship
We take great pride in our packaging and have spent years honing it so that it is not only 100% recyclable materials, but also protects your records from the woes of being tossed from truck to truck during the shipping process.